Wednesday 31 October 2007

Crazy gang reformed

It's been revealed that Dave Bassett will succeed Gus Poyet as the new Leeds number two, at least until the end of the season. Personally, i aren't Bassett's biggest fan and would have preferred someone a hell of alot younger, but he's done a decent job in managing lower league clubs and will bring a little humour to the Elland Road press conferences if nothing else.

Bassett originally signed Wise to play for Wimbledons notorious "Crazy Gang" when he was just 18 years old, and the pair have remained close ever since, with Bassett helping Dennis out a few years back at Swindon in a similar role.

The deal will see Bassett in the assistants role uptil the end of the current season, at which point i'm expecting Alan Thompson - who's currently learning his coaching badges - to take the number two spot, having worked alongside Dennis at the weekend.

Bassett will need to bond with the players as quickly as possible, before Dennis' 3 match touchline ban comes into effect.

Tuesday 30 October 2007

Gus gone, and Dennis banned!

If any other football club lost their assistant manager, and then had the manager banned by the league, all in the space of 3 days, it would seem rather unfortunate. But, this is Leeds United, and after everything we've had to overcome in the last six years, it's just another day at the office.

Yes, Gus Poyet's move to Tottenham as Ramos' translator... I mean, assistant manager has been agreed and Leeds are now looking for a replacement, with Gianfranco Zola being the only name to emerge from the ever-churning Leeds United rumour mill that makes me feel the slightest bit excited.

Personally, I would like to see Vinnie Jones approached. He's expressed an interest in returning to Leeds before in a coaching role, and he's just the kind of character Elland Road needs. Failing that, Gary McAllister, Lucas Radebe and Eddie Gray spring to mind, but it's doubtful any of them are even being considered.

Whoever becomes Dennis' new assistant, they'll find themselves immediately in at the deep end as Dennis serves his ridiculous 3 match ban handed down by the almighty gods that are the Football League disciplinary board. They claim to be investigating the referee's antics too, but since it was Dennis Wise of the notorious Leeds United that made the complaint, I seriously doubt much action will be taken.

All in all, a rough few days for the club, but nothing out of the ordinary. Good luck to Gus in his new job, and lets hope Dennis finds a worthy successor soon.

Sunday 28 October 2007

Leeds 4-2 Millwall

A dominant display by Leeds United saw us make it 13 games unbeaten and move up into 6th place in the league, despite a late comeback from the Millwall club.

Prutton got Leeds ahead before halftime, before Beckford punished an error by the Millwall keeper and stand in captain Jonathan Douglas fired home twice in the space of just a few minutes. Game over, 4-0. It probably should have been easier, but Leeds got a little complacent and allowed Millwall to pull a couple of goals back, but there was to be no historic comeback, and Leeds would record there 11th victory thus far.

Assistant manager, Gus Poyet was not in attendance, after Leeds decided it was best he stay away as they feared the current media attention surrounding a move to Spurs as Ramos' number two, could take peoples minds off the game, so Leeds United captain, Alan Thompson assisted Dennis Wise on the bench. It seems that Gus will be leaving for Spurs, so Alan Thompson may take up the role permanently following his retirement.

The match was marred by the usual trail of destruction that follows the South London thugs, with coaches reported to have been smashed up before kickoff and the Millwall fans trying to get out of there enclosure during the match. However, thjs will not detract from what was certainly one of Leeds' best performances so far this season.

30,139 fans turned out to watch the match, making Elland Road the 4th most attended stadium in the country yesterday.

Highlights of yesterdays game can be found here; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qOMzhONba8

Thursday 25 October 2007

Gus set for Spurs?

As I predicted only two days ago, Martin Jol has now parted company with struggling Tottenham Hotspur after seemingly losing the dressing room, and guiding the London club into the dark depths of the relegation zone.

Jol spent millions on new players during his spell at Tottenham, and has gone from fans hero to villain almost overnight.

Tottenham are set to replace Jol with Sevilla coach, Juande Ramos, but the news that will worry Leeds fans is the rumour that former player, and now Leeds United assistant manager, Gus Poyet will take the role as Ramos' number two!

The suprising twist in the tale may well see the formidable Wise and Poyet partnership, which has been together from their days at Swindon finally broken. More worrying is the effect this may have on Leeds United, and Dennis Wise. Losing your right-hand man is not an easy thing to deal with in the world of football, and a good replacement isn't going to be easily found. Afterall, Wise and Poyet are not just friends at work, but close friends outside it too.

Meanwhile, Gary McAllister has told Sky Sports how he would have been "very interested" in the Leeds United job last year, but was never approached by Ken Bates, despite being a favourite with the fans and bookies. If Gus does decide to leave for Tottenham, which none of us could really blame him for, maybe Dennis could give Mac a call?

Tuesday 23 October 2007

Could Spurs do a "Leeds?"

It's not looking good at present for the "mighty" Tottenham Hotspur. Having spent tens of millions on new players in a bid to challenge the Premiership elite, it seems things at White Hart Lane aren't as rosey as they'd like it to be.

Currently sitting in the Premierships relegation zone, following just 7 points from a possible 30, Spurs are on dangerous ground, and nowhere near where their chairman, manager and fans expected them to be ten games in.

It appears things aren't well in the dressing room either after Tottenhams key man, Berbatov, had to be ordered onto the pitch after appearing to refuse to go on as a substitute. After the match at Newcastle had finished with yet another defeat, Berbatov also appeared to snub Martin Jol's offer of an handshake.

So, will Tottenham be the next Leeds United? Personally, I doubt it. I think they have a strong enough squad and are financially secure enough to avoid the drop and, if they do happen to go down, the parachute payments available these days should see them back up in no time.

Still, nervy times for Tottenham Hotspur and crucially Martin Jol, who I suspect will be looking for new employment before Christmas.

Monday 22 October 2007

Lazy Strikers?

Apparently, League Ones most prolific strike-force - our very own Tresor Kandol and Jermaine Beckford - are lazy, leaving defenders with 'nothing to mark' as they 'just walk around a bit'

Yes, these are the accusations from none other than... Wait for it... Tommy Elphick!

"Who?" I hear you cry. Well, he's only Brighton and Hove Albions centre-back, and he's been taking time out to give an interview for his local paper (fishermans weekly, I think it's called) in which he first declares Kandol and Becks 'lazy,' before contradicting himself completely and declaring Leeds' front two, 'fast and very strong!'

The brighter than average defender's full interview is as follows; "They aren't the liveliest, which is where, as a defender, you are at your most vulnerable. You haven't got anything to mark a lot of the time because they are lazy and they walk around a lot.

"Actually lazy is the wrong word, they're cute. They try to switch you off as you saw with the goal. We switched off and they pounced on the rebound. They're very quick and very strong."


Now, I'm no footballing expert. Just an average fan, that loves nothing more than to see one of his teams lazy strikers picking up on comical defensive errors to give his team a somewhat undeserved away victory, but I do like to think i have a little knowledge of how the game works, and also some common sense. So, Tommy, here's my suggestion to you; Rather than attempting to mock other players, (especially one that's just scored against you) why don't you focus on not leaving your team 'vulnerable' and try not to 'switch off' whilst doing the job you're most probably paid a six-figure salary for!

...And who said footballers had no brains?

Sunday 21 October 2007

Onwards and upwards

Another win, still undefeated and moving upwards rapidly.

If anyone had told me at the start of the season that our first twelve games would see us undefeated, with a record of 10 wins and 2 draws, and we'd be just 6 points off the top by mid October, I'd have been rolling about on the floor in laughter. However, that's exactly how it stands, and had it not been for the 15 point deduction, we'd now be 9 points clear at the top.

The achievement is not to be underestimated or down-played either. Yes, we're in the lowest division of our entire existance, and yes we are the biggest club down here, so we're obviously going to attract the bigger players. Plus, with close to 30,000 fans turning out to our home games, we're also sitting in a much stronger position financially than our counterparts.

But, let's not forget what we've had to endure before this season even started. Firstly there was the mass clearout of players, followed by a lengthy and turbulent spell in administration, leaving supporters questioning whether or not they'd even have a club to support this season.

Thanks in no small part to the Inland Revenue, Dennis Wise was left with just a few days to sign almost an entire squad of players and have them ready to play the following weekend, and to top it all off, the Football League somehow re-wrote the rule book, and decided our exit from administration (which they'd already agreed to) was somehow "illegal" and we'd be starting the season 15 points behind the rest of the league.

So, we now sit within reach of the playoffs, and even the top of the table, and yes, we are quite smug about it. And rightly so! No one has had to endure the same fall from grace that Leeds United has. The inept financial mismangement that saw us fall from the highest level of world football to League One in just six years. Endless buyout speculation, the media constantly on or backs and labelling us for every sin they could dream up, dodgy chairman, useless managers, Ridsdales fish, and let us not forget the almighty power that is the Football League.

So, yeah, we're smug. Dennis threw a team together in almost no time at all, that came out only a few days later to claw us back our first three points. 5 games later, we were on 0, and now, just twelve games in, we sit proudly in 9th spot, looking upwards, and knowing this is the first small step on the road back to the Premiership.

Peter Ridsdale, the Inland Revenue, Lord Mahwinney and the Football League, I thank you all. Between you, you've managed to completely destroy our football club, but in doing so, you've created the kind of unity that every other team in the world should be jealous of. The kind of unity that will see us back to the starry heights of the Premiership, and we, the Leeds United faithful will still be here when we rise again. Just as we were when we fell.

Other teams supporters that may be reading this and mocking us, I thankyou too. For all of you that continue to batter the mighty Leeds United with your endless abuse, and kick us when we're down serve only to unite us more, and make us stronger!

"15 points. Who gives a f*ck? Super Leeds, we're going up!"

Saturday 20 October 2007

So, we start with a win!

My first ever post on my new blogger blog, and a relatively happy one it will be.

Firstly, the blog; I started this to vent my frustrations on all things Leeds United. To share my thoughts with other long suffering fans, and to give a fans views on the ongoing trials and tribulations at the club.

My stance

Well, like alot of Leeds United fans, I have to say my opinion on the current regime has changed significantly this season. I think that, despite the fact we are in the lowest league position in the clubs history, we are now moving forward - Albeit, with a football league eager to make this as difficult as possible. Bates and Wise have somehow united the team and the fans, and brought back the spirit that made us great to start with... All of us against the world! Everyone hates us, but we don't care! etc... etc...

So, Brighton V Leeds...

I'm writing this as quickly as possible from an hotel room in London. Having just managed to do a round trip to Brighton and back, to catch my first away game this season, I am now being ordered by the missus to "get off the f***ing laptop, and get ready!" Charming, huh?

I have all of 30 minutes to round this up and get ready, so I'll keep it brief. Leeds United today were not, by any stretch of the imagination a joy to watch. However, we defended well and although perhaps lucky at times, and owing a great deal to Casper Ankergren, we provailed, and left the worst stadium I have ever had the displeasure of visiting with the all important 3 points.

The goal. Well, I think the only way to describe it was a comedy of errors. with Kandol eventually popping up in the right place at the right time!

Brighton will feel hard done by, as there was nothing between the teams, but once again Leeds United came up with a late winner, and Brighton have only themselves to blame for not taking the chances they had.

Marching on together...